Well. This is embarrassing. How can I - self-professed Strictly expert - have failed to realise that the Culottes Rule would be enacted this week, in which any female dancing in culottes is automatically voted off the competition? Lulu, OF COURSE, was the one to go. Only getting her grandchildren into the training room could have saved her. Meanwhile I have to go back to Strictly School for rehabilitative training. My apologies for letting you down on this matter.