Marie Phillips

You may have noticed that I haven’t posted a Strictlywatch for this week. This is because I have finally had enough. After fast-forwarding all of Bruce, all of Tess, and all of the training footage, getting irritated with the use of props, being baffled by the inconsistency of the judges’ comments, and being bored by a large proportion of the dances, I realised that I no longer care enough to find funny things to say about this. So unless something dramatic happens, there won’t be any more Strictlywatch. There won’t actually be any more Strictlywatching. I might go on Youtube for Jason and Chelsee but that’s not really worth a blog post. I’m sorry to disappoint, but there are so many other things I could and would rather be doing, up to and including nothing.

I was going to recommend Why Miss Jones for all your Strictly Blogging Needs, but it looks like she isn’t bothering this week either. Which says a lot, I reckon.