Author of the novel Gods Behaving Badly, soon to be a film starring Christopher Walken and Sharon Stone. Writer, with Robert Hudson, of BBC Radio 4 series Warhorses of Letters, starring Stephen Fry and Daniel Rigby. Co-author of the erotic spoof Fifty Shelves of Grey. Co-host of the Firestation Book Swap in Windsor and London.

My friend's son draws something.

Me:

Give me a clue.

Eddie:

It's got feathers inside it.

Me:

Is that a flower?

Eddie:

No. It's in your stomach.

Me:

I need another clue.

Eddie:

It's got glue in its face.

Me:

What is it?

Eddie:

And it has a pen in its hair.

Me:

Is it you?

Eddie:

Do I look like that? No.

Me:

Eddie, you don't know what it is, do you?

Eddie:

And that's its Ben 10 watch. There. Done.

Me:

I give up.

Eddie:

It's a house.

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Marie Phillips

My friend's son draws something.