Anonymous asked: Is there a sequel to Gods Behaving Badly coming out?

In a nutshell: no. But I am working on not one but two new novels, as well as a third series of my BBC Radio 4 show (with Robert Hudson) WARHORSES OF LETTERS which is also a book, and I was a contributor to the Fifty Shades of Grey spoof FIFTY SHELVES OF GREY (by Vanessa Parody - there’s another of the same name which is not by me) so hopefully you will find something with which to entertain yourself there.

Anonymous asked: I loved your book! Can't wait for the movie. I imagine you have already seen parts of the film. How would you rate the film?

Thank you. I have not already seen parts of the film! So at the moment I would rate it as the best film ever made.

Found in a second hand copy of Sybille Bedford’s Jigsaw. Pubic hair? Ordinary hair? You decide…

inuaellams:

brain-food:

Artist Jay Shells channeled his love of hip hop music and his uncanny sign-making skills towards a brand new project: “Rap Quotes.” For this ongoing project, Shells created official-looking street signs quoting famous rap lyrics that shout out specific street corners and locations.

Such a great idea.

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Abandoned mattress, Northampton Park, Canonbury.

Love the directions given by Satie in the written music for his three Gnossiennes:

1st Gnossienne:

Slowly

Very brightly

Ask

On the edge of the thought

Make your own demands

Little by little

On the tip of the tongue

2nd Gnossienne:

With astonishment

Don’t leave

With great kindness

More intimately

With a light intimacy

Without arrogance

3rd Gnossienne:

Slowly

Plan with care

Arm yourself with perspicacity

Alone, for a moment

In a fashion as to achieve absolutely nothing

Utterly lost

Pursue this further

Open your head

Muffle the sound

Here are the Gnossiennes, if you want to try to match the directions to the music:

crazy4rich:

DUJARDIN ALERT :  PREMIERE 432 (FEV 2013)

Good, bad, silly, geek…anyway wonderful.

Favourite photoshoot ever. Swoon.

New favourite place to drink in London: Sushi Samba for delicious cocktails and this OMFG view. And sushi. And samba. Obviously.

Abandoned divan, Middleton Road, Hackney.

Feeling under the weather and browsing GOOP for no good reason, I came across the following in an interview with some self-help writers who are both a couple and experts in relationships:

Gay: “I walked into a room with about 50 people in it and immediately saw Katie for the first time. She came up to me to ask a question. To this day we can’t remember what the question was, because I said, ‘Before I answer that, I want to let you know I feel attracted to you and would love to ask you to have a cup of coffee with me. However, I need to let you know that I’ve just made a big commitment: I’m only interested in relationships where both people are committed to honesty, taking responsibility instead of blaming, and have a deep commitment to your creative path. On those terms, would you like to have a cup of coffee with me?’”

Kate: “This was it! I said, ‘Yes, I’d love to have coffee with you on those terms,’ but I knew what I was really saying yes to was what I’d always wanted.”

Gentlemen, I feel it is only fair to warn you: this chat-up line will not work on me.